15 March 2007

20 Most Memorable Lines From Pinoy Movies

Misterhubs dove into the jologs pool and retrieved these 20 gems from Philippine cinema. See if your favorite movie lines made the cut.

1. Nora Aunor, Himala:
Walang himala! Nasa puso ng bawat tao ang himala.

2. Cherie Gil, Bituing Walang Ningning:
You're nothing but a second rate trying hard copycat.

3.
Maricel Soriano, Kaya Kong Abutin Ang Langit:
Ayoko ng tinatapakan ako. Ayoko ng masikip. Ayoko ng mabaho. Ayoko ng walang tubig. Ayoko ng walang pagkain. Ayoko ng putik.

4. Alice Dixon, Lorna Tolentino, Nagbabagang Luha:
Alice: Mamamatay ako pag kinuha mo sa akin si Alex
Lorna: Ipalilibing kita.

5. Nora Aunor, Minsay Isang Gamu Gamo
My brother is not a pig! Ang kapatid ko'y tao hindi baboy damo.

6. Sharon Cuneta, Madrasta:
I was never your partner. I'm just your wife kaya di mo ako niririspeto.

7.
Nora Aunor, Flor Contemplacion The Movie:
I did not... kill.. Anybody!


8. Vilma Santos, Palimos ng Pag-Ibig:
Para kang karinderyang bukas sa lahat ng gustong kumain.

9. Vilma Santos, Dolzura Cortez Story:
Putang-ina! (Slaps doctor) Diyos ka ba? Diyos ka ba para diktahan ang buhay ko? Ayoko nito! Ayoko nito!

10. Matet de Leon, Halimaw sa Banga:
Takot ako eh.

11. Fernando Poe Jr., Hindi Ka Na Sisikatan Ng Araw
Magtago ka na Balderama... dahil bukas... hindi ka na sisikatan ng araw!

12. Vilma Santos, Maricel Soriano, Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow:
Vilma: Ako ang asawa, kasama sa bahay, kasiping sa kama
Maricel: At ako naman ang anak. Ang anak, hindi napapalitan. Pero ang asawa, nahihiwalayan.

13. Vilma Santos, Saan Nagtatago Ang Pag-ibig:
Si Val, si Val! Puro na lang si Val. Si Val na walang malay!

14. Maricel Soriano, Lorna Tolentino: Dinampot Ka Lang Sa Putik:
Maricel: Wag kang maka-arte arte na 'kala mo kung sino ka dahil sampid ka lang dito.
Lorna: Hindi pareho lang tayo dito? Pinulot lamang sa lupa?

15. Nida Blanca, Magdusa Ka:
Magdusa ka.

16. Nora Aunor, Vilma Santos, Ikaw Ay Akin:
Vilma: (Stares at Nora)
Nora: (Stares back. No dialogue.)

17. Roderick Paulate, Me and Ninja Liit:
GAGA!

18. Lea Salonga, Bakit Labis Kitang Mahal:
Hindi ko kaya maging purrrrffect.

19. Alice Dixon, Alma Moreno, The Rape of Virginia P.:
Alice: Inyang, ikaw ba yan?
Alma: Oo. You may kiss me if you like.

And my favorite....

20.
Maricel Soriano, Zsa Zsa Padilla, Minsan Lang Kita Iibigin:
Maricel: Are you having an affair with my husband?
Zsazsa: Affair?
Maricel: Oo affair! Kabit, Querida, Number 2, Mistress..
Zsazsa: Terry..
Maricel: Wag mo akong ma-Terry, Terry. Iyong tanong ko ang sagutin mo. Are you fucking with my husband?
Zsazsa: Minsan!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Correction - Zsazsa didn't say "Yes" She said "Minsan"

20. Maricel Soriano, Zsa Zsa Padilla, Minsan Lang Kita Iibigin:
Maricel: Are you having an affair with my husband?
Zsazsa: Affair?
Maricel: Oo affair! Kabit, Querida, Number 2, Mistress..
Zsazsa: Terry..
Maricel: Wag mo akong ma-Terry, Terry. Iyong tanong ko ang sagutin mo. Are you fucking with my husband?
Zsazsa: Yes!20. Maricel Soriano, Zsa Zsa Padilla, Minsan Lang Kita Iibigin:
Maricel: Are you having an affair with my husband?
Zsazsa: Affair?
Maricel: Oo affair! Kabit, Querida, Number 2, Mistress..
Zsazsa: Terry..
Maricel: Wag mo akong ma-Terry, Terry. Iyong tanong ko ang sagutin mo. Are you fucking with my husband?
Zsazsa: Minsan!

fjordz said...

hahaha.. enjoy yung article na to.. hindi ako mahilig manood ng mga pinoy classic movies lalo pag drama pero lumaki ako sa mga soap opera.. nakakatuwa lang ang mga ganyang linya hahaha.. at kahit hindi ko man napanood yung ibang mga pelikula lalo na yung pinagusto mo, i will agree na yun nga ang pinakanagustuhan ko hahahaha!!
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Anonymous said...

Dear Mister Hubs,

Ang galing! My name is Jander, I'm a filipino guy living in new york city and I was recently talking to my friends about classic filipino movie lines during the 80s and early 90s - and thanks for compiling them! Somebody should really be archiving these things for posterity!

Anyways, you forgot this classic line by Vilma Santos, and here it goes;

"Ding, ang bato! (swallows the magic stone.) DARNAAA!!!"
- Darna At Ding (1980)

MISTERHUBS said...

@ Jander: Maybe I should come up with a Part II for all the other classic lines I missed. Anyway, thanks for the input. Pls. tell your friends over there about my site :-)

scarletsascha said...

Bwahahahahaha! Misterhubs, you should put a disclaimer: Dangerous to read if you just had an operation. You will bleed from laughing.


You also forgot Roderick Paulate's
"Oo isang box, galing Japan" -> referring to a lipstick. I think it was from Ako si Kiko, Ako si Kikay flick.

I enjoyed this blog. I added your site to my favorites. Keep it going!

Anonymous said...

you forgot another line from "Minsan Lang Kita Iibigin"

Maricel: Ang paninigarilyo, gaya ng pakikipagkita mo sa aking asawa, masama sa kalusugan mo.... i forgot the rest but its good too...

Anonymous said...

Temptation island (1980)

"maraming klassing na puta, May bigtime, may small time. Pwes bigtime ako!"

"rub-a-dub-dub two bitches in a tub"

"what are bitches for but to bitch around with her fellow bitches"

"Walng tubig. Walang pagkain. E di magsayaw na lang tayo!"

"Oo, kung tawagin mo ko tonta idiota entrata at kung ano ano pa, pero eto ang tandaan mo, ang tao kahit walang pinagaralan may damdamin din na ssaktan. humanda ka hayop ka kkalbohin kita"

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