19 November 2008

Victor's Secret


"Victor has a secret...




A secret he'll reveal right now in Misterhubs..."




Introducing..... Victor's Man Bra!




For the gentleman with sagging moobs!




It has underwire support...




Stretch satin cups...




And it even comes in pink!




And now, let's hear it from our celebrity endorser...




"Hi. I'm Boy Abunda, TV host...




Recording Artist...




and Sex kitten. (Purrr.)




I used to feel so conscious of my hooters...




They were dull, droopy, and lifeless...




Until I discovered Victor's Man Bra!




Now, with Victor's Man Bra...




I can jump without jiggling!




I feel so carefree...




... I wanna hump this tree!




So what'chu waiting for?




Buy your own Victor's Man Bra!"







Coming soon: Victor's Man Tampons...
For the gentleman with anal leakage.


[Photo credits: 22ts & Gizmodo]

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16 July 2008

Mystica's Letter


"Dear Joe..."





My name is Mystica...




a simple girl from the barrio...




with natural blue eyes...




and natural blond hair.




My friends say...




I have a big heart...




a big smile...




and big shoes.




I have many talents too.




I can sing.




I can dance.




I can make bukaka.




I also love dressing up.




Here's me as Britney...




Sailor Moon...




Adolf Hitler...




... and a tranny (I'm the one in the left.)




I do hope...




We can be pen pals forever.




Love, MyStiCa.




P.S. My sisters can make bukaka too."

Images from:
Mysticaphotos.tripod.com

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12 July 2008

Lock Jaw Girl

When posing for the camera, most people say "cheese." This girl, however, poses as if she's about to stuff her mouth with at least two penises. Horse penises, that is.


"Hey..."






"I can take two at a time..."


"Isn't that right, Kenji...?"


"... and Dwayne?"


"Bet you bitches can't do that..."


"Hahahahahaha...."


"Did a fly just enter my mouth?"


Guy: "What the hell's wrong with you?
Grandma just died!"


"Fine, I'll tone it down a bit..."


"... Not!"


Guy: "Wish my girlfriend can open wide like that!"


"You wish."


"I love horses! Hahahahahahahaha!"

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