16 July 2008

Mystica's Letter


"Dear Joe..."





My name is Mystica...




a simple girl from the barrio...




with natural blue eyes...




and natural blond hair.




My friends say...




I have a big heart...




a big smile...




and big shoes.




I have many talents too.




I can sing.




I can dance.




I can make bukaka.




I also love dressing up.




Here's me as Britney...




Sailor Moon...




Adolf Hitler...




... and a tranny (I'm the one in the left.)




I do hope...




We can be pen pals forever.




Love, MyStiCa.




P.S. My sisters can make bukaka too."

Images from:
Mysticaphotos.tripod.com

74 comments:

Stan™ said...

hahaha... you made me smile mister. salamat.

Anonymous said...

mister hubs..as always...grand slam!!! MABUHAY KA!!!

-night crawler27-

tomas said...

hahahahaha....ang saya saya hehehe

jericho said...

haha. ginawan mo na ng lifestory si mystica.

Arbee said...

Hahahahaha. The girl who had a fight with Madam Auring because of a boytoy they both once shared. I wonder where she is now ......... hhmmmmmm .........nuninuninu....... Love the post MrHubs ;-)

Myk2ts said...

wa ko masabi. 10 minutes, laughtrip. panalo ang shues ni bakla. parang mabaho nga lang. hehe

Anonymous said...

My type of girl!

Anonymous said...

hahahaha... kakatuwa sya... pati ikaw mister hubs

Anonymous said...

hahahaha... kakatuwa sya... pati ikaw mister hubs

blow_up said...

Adolf Hitler...that cracked me up. Ang kyot kyot mo siguro sa realtime, Misterhubs.
By di wi, stey awi from Mystica, I'm sure kumakain yan ng buhay na bakla.

JC said...

OMG, Misterhubs!

a BIG OUCH!!

the softdrinks came out of my nose..ouch!! I can't stop laughing!! You are the culprit!

This is really blog-entertainment par excellance!! Mabooheyyy!! (READ: Mabuhay)

TC!!

joaqui_miguel said...

LOL. Nice one. :)

Anonymous said...

OMG, mister hubs... di ko akalain na kilala mo si sailor moon. hahahahha.

--BT

mikkoi12 said...

my goodness, laugh trip galore!

Anonymous said...

speechless here...
great collection of Mystica's pics Misterhubs, puwede sa Museum hehehe

Anonymous said...

this made my day... nyahhahhahhahhah..

Cyndy said...

super! you always make my day mister hubs
-cyndy

CSJ said...

haha. where did you get all those mystica pics?

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Looking For The Source said...

nice job!

grabe nawala antok ko!

wahahah

Anonymous said...

hahhahaha...kakatawa..hahaha

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha. i love you mr. hubs!

Kiks said...

at least hindi sya lock jaw girl.

cel said...

love it! hahahaha ang galing!

BurritO said...

kapitbahay ko yan..

dok said...

haha...you're da best! i laaahhhvet!!!

Anonymous said...

ang galing mo talaga! =)

-coldman

Mugen said...

I met her in person. Charming siya. :)

... A true unappreciated artist like Madame Auring. Haha.

vayie said...

"I Can Make Bukaka" talaga. Ahahaha.

Mr. Scheez said...

I like this post. But I think Lock Jaw Girl is still the best. Wahaha =)

Erica Cleofe-Kononen said...

Haha! This is so funny. :)

Anonymous said...

u really made my day!! so funny. i cant stop laughing..

Anonymous said...

ang galing galing!!!!! idol!

Marge said...

I am going to keel over from laughter. You are GENIUS!!!

Anonymous said...

Sweetheart... your brilliant and sensational!

minckmom said...

misterhubs, you are totally a genius!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

haven't laughed this much in 200 years!

mwah!
ur new fan,
minckmom

leira said...

you are soo funny.. i love your blog..

freshmess said...

shet natawa ko dito! misterhubs FTMFW!

Bons said...

so funny misterhubs! thank you for making my day :)

Anonymous said...

hahahaha. reminds me of a girl i once knew...(what?!?)

leviuqse said...

hahaha

i love you misterhubs! this REALLY made my day!!!

have my babies!

Anonymous said...

just started reading your blog and you're really great. you made my day mr hubs! thanks.

Anonymous said...

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Richard the Adventurer said...

Nice :)

I like Mystica kahit papaano. Iba pa rin ang dating nila ni Madamme Auring...

hahaha!

YAJNAT said...

another masterpiece...


damn u i cant stop laughing...

erin de la cruz said...

Sana ako si Joe. =( Miss na kita, MYSTICA!

kenneth said...

LOLz!

Sana next time.. si Anna Dizon naman...

baka magtampo eh...

Alam mo naman, Anna Dizon is Anna Dizon

reyl said...

Panalo, Misterhubs. I can't believe you took the time to put all that together! Hahahaha!

Lyka Bergen said...

Hehehe! Kaloka ka! Kalokah si Mystica!

Anonymous said...

hahaha....how very accurate, misterhubs. para akong sira ulo dito, tmatawa mag isa....heheh.

Bebsisms said...

misterhubs, palagay.. =)

Hail to the queens of the backstage! First, they conquered Mindanao. Now, the universe.

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Synopsis:

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debbie the fugly said...

misterhubs i do love you you always make me laugh and you have no idea how much i so want to be happy these days.... (break-up alert!!)

-blairbitch

Anonymous said...

hahahahha! finally, something good came out of that mystica collection you've had from your troubled teens!

allknowing superboi said...

waaah panalo :D

Edik said...

that was horribly funny mister! thanks.

Neil said...

'Cha naman! Natawa ako dito! LOLOL..

In Fairview, me fetish ka pala kay Mystica. Finally, you've come out!

Anino said...

Obsesyon ito kay Mystica? Saan mo nakuha ang mga litratong yan?

Ronnan Tristan said...

hahhahaha

10 points nga!! panalu!

curbside_puppet said...

hey hubs! its my first time to comment here and boy did you made me laugh! 'twas so hilarious!

Anonymous said...

(opening song)

dear charo, este joe,

thankS you por the lab and care

BFF, chot

Tristan Tan said...

natawa ako.. haha. thanks. ;-)

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Amy Leigh said...

hhahahha =) the best!

Anonymous said...

reindell said>>>
whoah! the best pic story so far. SO FUNNY!!! harhar. THANKS misterhubs. you brighten up my day. hehe.

jsm said...

helarious...

Anonymous said...

harharhar!!!
Love it! hehe

Anonymous said...

best blog ever~

Alex Appleton said...

It's so hilarious.

Russian Dating

Anonymous said...

bwahahaha!!! i can vomit already! hahahaha :)) F*ck! hahahaha!!!

elysplanet said...

sobrang tawa ko! Astig! I like it!

Anonymous said...

hay naku!!! this girl surely had her brain stuffed in her boobs!!! the female counter-part of BB. Gandang hari!!!

Rudyard said...

this is hilarious ;)

Jay.L said...

lol

Anonymous said...

Hey, I know that Mystica is back now. Please blog more about her latest updates. Mabuhay ka Misterhubs!

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