Lock Jaw Girl
When posing for the camera, most people say "cheese." This girl, however, poses as if she's about to stuff her mouth with at least two penises. Horse penises, that is.
"Hey..."
"I can take two at a time..."
"Isn't that right, Kenji...?"
"... and Dwayne?"
"Bet you bitches can't do that..."
"Hahahahahaha...."
"Did a fly just enter my mouth?"
Guy: "What the hell's wrong with you?
Grandma just died!"
"Fine, I'll tone it down a bit..."
"... Not!"
Guy: "Wish my girlfriend can open wide like that!"
"You wish."
"I love horses! Hahahahahahahaha!"
86 comments:
hilarious! at least she's got a trademark ;)
btw, your last post? lurrvely! whether he fell asleep or not that's already beside the point i guess... you did good.
oh my, this post made my dayyy...
at least shes consistent!
mr. hubs who is she...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
though i suspect it's sort of photoshopped.notice the consistency of the mouth angle, the tongue and the jawline and cheekbone in almost all the images in different scenarios.
still it's a riot!
and your captions made it doubly hilarious! hahahahaha.
wow! talk about consistency. hehehe does she intentionally do this for attention? she sure is successfull. :) nice one, mister hubs!
ha ha ha ha..
i was reading the first few words of this post, eh natatawa na ako...
much more pa nung nakita ko ung mga pics...
baka nmn na-stuck na ung jaw nya!!
can\'t help but laugh here at my station at work....
thank god for proxies..
ha ha ha!
Bad batch of botox: they used clostridium tetani instead of clostridium botulinum.
Maybe a case of oral fixation. She better see her psychologist ASAP :-)
ahahaha...lol.
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wahahaha...
laugh trip galore...
wahahaha...
You're evil. =))
mwahahahahahahaha
a barrel of cheese! hahaha
hahahaha P*!@ INA!!! Solid!!!
=nightcrawler=
hahaha! consistently mouth penised hahaha but how were you able to get all her pics? kilala o sya>? hehehe
You probably her pics from myspace or friendster. Anyway, the tales you made out of those pics were hilarious. Hehe.
Malandesh lang talaga siya.
MAAAH GAAAWD! Di na napagod yung bibig niya!!! PUCHANGINA!! Hahahahahaa! Di ko naman mapigilan ang sarili ko sa kakatawa. Magaya nga minsan ang pose niya. Hmmmmm.
super funny!
her smile reminds me the political campaign photo of jamby Madrigal
jajajajamby!
hehehe nice post
gosh.. that girl's whatever-smile-you-call-it is soooooooo annoying.
pati ako nakanganga ngayon
Hilarious. It's a good thing Misterhubs' using a pseudonym...the girl will have a hard time filing a case for libel :)
irritating! XD she thinks it's cute. hurray for lockjaw girl. i think she got drunk and had wild monkey oral with horses. she woke up, voila, lockjaw.
hahahahahaha
that's so funny!
hahahahahaha
great post. i hurt my chest from too much laughing.
I have a girl friend who tries to neutralize her god forsaken face by smiling really hard, opening her mouth a bit and squinting to the max! All the time, all her photos have the same poses. Like this one, I think this girl doing the same.
bwahahahahhahahaha a gloria diaz(when she won the miss u) smile!!!
gawd but shes more like having a lock jaw than smiling
deep-throat girl is dat chu?
jajajaja! i envy her jaw...if kaya ko lang ibuka ang sa akin ng ganyan...baka mag stick forever ang mga fafa ko!
jajaja
Hahaha ang sakit ng tiyan ko!
Hilarious post, as always. ;>
OMG, I LOVE this blog sooo much!!!!!
You crack me up mate!
I visit EVERY single day!!!!!
I LOVE Mister H!
Hi misterhubs! I love reading your blog everyday! Anyways, can you teach me how to make a cut, like for this entry? Thanks. Keep it up :)
K
Eww...Who is this girl? Has she made totoy mola's acquaintance? and She's so chapter. Anyway, I am new to blogging misterhubs...I read about your blog thru brian gorrell's blog. I had a lot of LOL moments while reading your blog...And you have a witty writing style. i like it.
BTW, i would like to ask for your opinion. My x once told me that he thought he might be bisexual and that he could give as good a blowjob as the next girl. At the time, i thought he was just trying to shock me. And now that we are no longer together i just got to thinking he might have been telling the truth?
Blogger MANDAYA MOORE: Ang bayot sa bukid said...
pati ako nakanganga ngayon
July 13, 2008 2:47 PM
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hahaha, your comment made me even roll on the floor.
dominique
wtf was that?!
Oh my goodness! I almost spit the coffee right through my nose upon seeing this. Hilarious!
Nakakahawa naman yung nganga niya!
Kumpleto na ang araw ko! hahaha!
ano ba, pinapakita lang nya na maganda ang pagkapasta ng ngipin nya! :p
lock jaw ikaw ba yan?
hilarious!
lee
omg lock siguro ang jaw nya kaya hindi nya masirado ang ViBIG nya hehehe
kalowka sya akala ko pa nmn boring ung first pic buti nlng klinik ko hahaha.
OMFG. Baka ganyan din siya `pag natutulog. Scary! =)
consistent?!
malufet :))
puch ano bang prublema mo gurl?hahahahaha :-0
this is funny. Where did you get this? Mister Hubs you made my day.
AHahahaa... good for her, fake bitch.
she just looks really, really annoying!
so annoying it's funny!
Hmm... I wonder if that's the face she also made for her yearbook picture.
YIKES!
laugh trip!!!
love your blog, btw. :D
Totoo ba yan,Misterhubs? Kawawa naman yung babae. Hahaha!
ah eto ng makita ng mga friends ko kahapon mamamatay na sila kakatawa lol
lee
why i thought you photoshopped her!!!
by golly! hahahaha
Isa lang ang tanong ko....
Sino Siya?
wahahaha!
wushi?
Hi Misterhubs! I love your site. Can I take some pics of Lock jaw girl? I will just post something about her in my site. Pretty Please? *kisses*
"OMFG. Baka ganyan din siya `pag natutulog. Scary! =)"
that's so funny and scary at the same time .... whahahahaha
hubs, i consulted my friend about lock jaw girl. he's a med student. blogger din (msc-quest.blogspot.com). he quite didn't like the humor being put upon lock jaw girl (although i still find it hilarious). parang may something wrong daw kasi sa girl; her tongue daw was consistent in the position it's at (whatever that is).
p.s. can you post something like LA Lopez and Kuya Germs?!?!?! That would be awesome!!! I might link up after that (or maybe even now?). :)
Hahaha! Ang Kulet!
can i put this on youtube misterhubs? ... ok thanks ... it's so funny kasi ... hehe
grabe, kala nya yta she looks gorgeous on that moooouuuuuttttthhhhhh of hers! ahahaha. wiiiiiiiiiiiiiidellyyyyyyyy open daw. ganun yon!!! ahehehe
that's one ugly bitch.... i wonder why you keep on featuring that annoying girl hahaha is she of someone close to you misterhubs?
i know bat ganyan ang mga pose niya. kasi kung naka buka ang bunganga niya, the focus is on the mouth, not on the nose...
this is a riot! love it!
i usually do the "nganga" pose just to be funny - now, i'm confused!
i've got 2 words for her - tsk tsk
*chot
nicely hairspray-ed mouth. oral-aggressive ang fixation ng lola.
ps, does she even know that everybody's enjoying a mouthful?
taena nangawit ako sa kanya
Hilarious!!
i'm sure she loves horses... *wink*
May classmate kami na parang ganyan din nung high school. Ang smile eh di nagbabago. "Constant" nga tawag namin sa kanya eh, hehe..
hahahaha...
really hilarious...
although highly probable na photoshopped yung mga pics to really have consistent smile...
I wonder if she has a MySpace or Facebook just so I can see if all her pictures really are like that :) And I mean ALL!!!! :))))
OMG!
ahaha i cant open my mouth that wide! an average size of ***** can only enter my mouth not like two horses'!
hahahahahah (lmao)
hahaha. "i wish girlfriend can open wide like that!" -ayt that's funny.
do you actually know her coz if not you're mean.
hahaha kktwa ung pics at captions very funny
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I am in a seminar here in Tanzania, Africa. I am so bored, but when I saw this....i had to go out of the seminar room just to laugh out loud till my ass burf...hahahaha
*dies laughing*
i think it was not done intentionally...
its normal! she really cant close her mouth.
shite! What a trend setter!! I bet she'd have a scowl to match with her gaping maw look when she finds out every bitch is ripping off her look during teenage prom nights.
She has a really strong jaw...it never gets tired too
hinika ako sa kakatawa!
LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
bwahahahaha!
pota!!! ano yan? ang sagwa. totoo ba yan o effects lang yang ginagawa nya pare-pareho lang yong buka ng bibig e, ampotah!!!-otep-
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA....
...Misterhubs...this cured me from boredom...
..wicked and straight-out HILARIOUS!!!
**kneels down to a blog god.
Dude, thanks for this. This just totally made my day.
this is so funny! =D
Did someone photoshop the penis out of her mouth before posting these photos?
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