12 July 2008

Lock Jaw Girl

When posing for the camera, most people say "cheese." This girl, however, poses as if she's about to stuff her mouth with at least two penises. Horse penises, that is.


"Hey..."






"I can take two at a time..."


"Isn't that right, Kenji...?"


"... and Dwayne?"


"Bet you bitches can't do that..."


"Hahahahahaha...."


"Did a fly just enter my mouth?"


Guy: "What the hell's wrong with you?
Grandma just died!"


"Fine, I'll tone it down a bit..."


"... Not!"


Guy: "Wish my girlfriend can open wide like that!"


"You wish."


"I love horses! Hahahahahahahaha!"

89 comments:

Alvin said...

hilarious! at least she's got a trademark ;)

btw, your last post? lurrvely! whether he fell asleep or not that's already beside the point i guess... you did good.

mink said...

oh my, this post made my dayyy...

at least shes consistent!

mr. hubs who is she...

loudcloud said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

though i suspect it's sort of photoshopped.notice the consistency of the mouth angle, the tongue and the jawline and cheekbone in almost all the images in different scenarios.

still it's a riot!

and your captions made it doubly hilarious! hahahahaha.

joaqui_miguel said...

wow! talk about consistency. hehehe does she intentionally do this for attention? she sure is successfull. :) nice one, mister hubs!

Looking For The Source said...

ha ha ha ha..

i was reading the first few words of this post, eh natatawa na ako...

much more pa nung nakita ko ung mga pics...

baka nmn na-stuck na ung jaw nya!!

can\'t help but laugh here at my station at work....

thank god for proxies..

ha ha ha!

Quentin X said...

Bad batch of botox: they used clostridium tetani instead of clostridium botulinum.

Arbee said...

Maybe a case of oral fixation. She better see her psychologist ASAP :-)

Stan™ said...

ahahaha...lol.
<<<<<<<<<<<
wahahaha...

laugh trip galore...
wahahaha...

datu/the wilted prune said...

You're evil. =))

gibo said...

mwahahahahahahaha

jericho said...

a barrel of cheese! hahaha

Anonymous said...

hahahaha P*!@ INA!!! Solid!!!

=nightcrawler=

reyna elena said...

hahaha! consistently mouth penised hahaha but how were you able to get all her pics? kilala o sya>? hehehe

Davis said...

You probably her pics from myspace or friendster. Anyway, the tales you made out of those pics were hilarious. Hehe.

Malandesh lang talaga siya.

erin de la cruz said...

MAAAH GAAAWD! Di na napagod yung bibig niya!!! PUCHANGINA!! Hahahahahaa! Di ko naman mapigilan ang sarili ko sa kakatawa. Magaya nga minsan ang pose niya. Hmmmmm.

mrs.j said...

super funny!

kiyoshii-chan said...

her smile reminds me the political campaign photo of jamby Madrigal
jajajajamby!
hehehe nice post

Alexei said...

gosh.. that girl's whatever-smile-you-call-it is soooooooo annoying.

MANDAYA MOORE: Ang bayot sa bukid said...

pati ako nakanganga ngayon

Jake Tornado said...

Hilarious. It's a good thing Misterhubs' using a pseudonym...the girl will have a hard time filing a case for libel :)

Mars said...

irritating! XD she thinks it's cute. hurray for lockjaw girl. i think she got drunk and had wild monkey oral with horses. she woke up, voila, lockjaw.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaha

that's so funny!

hahahahahaha

great post. i hurt my chest from too much laughing.

Dave said...

I have a girl friend who tries to neutralize her god forsaken face by smiling really hard, opening her mouth a bit and squinting to the max! All the time, all her photos have the same poses. Like this one, I think this girl doing the same.

YAJNAT said...

bwahahahahhahahaha a gloria diaz(when she won the miss u) smile!!!

gawd but shes more like having a lock jaw than smiling

balotboi said...

deep-throat girl is dat chu?


jajajaja! i envy her jaw...if kaya ko lang ibuka ang sa akin ng ganyan...baka mag stick forever ang mga fafa ko!

jajaja

Cliff said...

Hahaha ang sakit ng tiyan ko!

Mr. Scheez said...

Hilarious post, as always. ;>

Brian said...

OMG, I LOVE this blog sooo much!!!!!
You crack me up mate!
I visit EVERY single day!!!!!
I LOVE Mister H!

Anonymous said...

Hi misterhubs! I love reading your blog everyday! Anyways, can you teach me how to make a cut, like for this entry? Thanks. Keep it up :)

K

Anonymous said...

Eww...Who is this girl? Has she made totoy mola's acquaintance? and She's so chapter. Anyway, I am new to blogging misterhubs...I read about your blog thru brian gorrell's blog. I had a lot of LOL moments while reading your blog...And you have a witty writing style. i like it.
BTW, i would like to ask for your opinion. My x once told me that he thought he might be bisexual and that he could give as good a blowjob as the next girl. At the time, i thought he was just trying to shock me. And now that we are no longer together i just got to thinking he might have been telling the truth?

Anonymous said...

Blogger MANDAYA MOORE: Ang bayot sa bukid said...

pati ako nakanganga ngayon

July 13, 2008 2:47 PM
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hahaha, your comment made me even roll on the floor.

dominique

freshmess said...

wtf was that?!

Vayie said...

Oh my goodness! I almost spit the coffee right through my nose upon seeing this. Hilarious!

Coldman said...

Nakakahawa naman yung nganga niya!

Kumpleto na ang araw ko! hahaha!

dok said...

ano ba, pinapakita lang nya na maganda ang pagkapasta ng ngipin nya! :p

Kiks said...

lock jaw ikaw ba yan?

Anonymous said...

hilarious!

lee

Anonymous said...

omg lock siguro ang jaw nya kaya hindi nya masirado ang ViBIG nya hehehe

travelphilippines said...

kalowka sya akala ko pa nmn boring ung first pic buti nlng klinik ko hahaha.

Vayie said...

OMFG. Baka ganyan din siya `pag natutulog. Scary! =)

blue_palito said...

consistent?!

malufet :))

cat said...

puch ano bang prublema mo gurl?hahahahaha :-0

Anonymous said...

this is funny. Where did you get this? Mister Hubs you made my day.

Anonymous said...

AHahahaa... good for her, fake bitch.

Anonymous said...

she just looks really, really annoying!
so annoying it's funny!

Christy said...

Hmm... I wonder if that's the face she also made for her yearbook picture.

YIKES!

meganhahaha said...

laugh trip!!!

love your blog, btw. :D

Anino said...

Totoo ba yan,Misterhubs? Kawawa naman yung babae. Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

ah eto ng makita ng mga friends ko kahapon mamamatay na sila kakatawa lol

lee

Edik said...

why i thought you photoshopped her!!!

backpacklife said...

by golly! hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Isa lang ang tanong ko....

Sino Siya?

tpcscammers said...

wahahaha!

Anonymous said...

wushi?

im.ur.supasstah said...

Hi Misterhubs! I love your site. Can I take some pics of Lock jaw girl? I will just post something about her in my site. Pretty Please? *kisses*

Anonymous said...

"OMFG. Baka ganyan din siya `pag natutulog. Scary! =)"

that's so funny and scary at the same time .... whahahahaha

curbside_puppet said...

hubs, i consulted my friend about lock jaw girl. he's a med student. blogger din (msc-quest.blogspot.com). he quite didn't like the humor being put upon lock jaw girl (although i still find it hilarious). parang may something wrong daw kasi sa girl; her tongue daw was consistent in the position it's at (whatever that is).

p.s. can you post something like LA Lopez and Kuya Germs?!?!?! That would be awesome!!! I might link up after that (or maybe even now?). :)

donalyza said...

Hahaha! Ang Kulet!

Anonymous said...

can i put this on youtube misterhubs? ... ok thanks ... it's so funny kasi ... hehe

Anonymous said...

grabe, kala nya yta she looks gorgeous on that moooouuuuuttttthhhhhh of hers! ahahaha. wiiiiiiiiiiiiiidellyyyyyyyy open daw. ganun yon!!! ahehehe

yani said...

that's one ugly bitch.... i wonder why you keep on featuring that annoying girl hahaha is she of someone close to you misterhubs?

Anonymous said...

i know bat ganyan ang mga pose niya. kasi kung naka buka ang bunganga niya, the focus is on the mouth, not on the nose...

Anonymous said...

this is a riot! love it!

i usually do the "nganga" pose just to be funny - now, i'm confused!

i've got 2 words for her - tsk tsk

*chot

Anonymous said...

nicely hairspray-ed mouth. oral-aggressive ang fixation ng lola.

ps, does she even know that everybody's enjoying a mouthful?

Red said...

taena nangawit ako sa kanya

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!

Bryan Anthony the First said...

i'm sure she loves horses... *wink*

ark said...

May classmate kami na parang ganyan din nung high school. Ang smile eh di nagbabago. "Constant" nga tawag namin sa kanya eh, hehe..

Anonymous said...

hahahaha...

really hilarious...
although highly probable na photoshopped yung mga pics to really have consistent smile...

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she has a MySpace or Facebook just so I can see if all her pictures really are like that :) And I mean ALL!!!! :))))

Anonymous said...

OMG!

ahaha i cant open my mouth that wide! an average size of ***** can only enter my mouth not like two horses'!

hahahahahah (lmao)

danyhael said...

hahaha. "i wish girlfriend can open wide like that!" -ayt that's funny.

do you actually know her coz if not you're mean.

Anonymous said...

hahaha kktwa ung pics at captions very funny

Chris said...

hahahahahahahahahahaha

I am in a seminar here in Tanzania, Africa. I am so bored, but when I saw this....i had to go out of the seminar room just to laugh out loud till my ass burf...hahahaha

Steffi said...

*dies laughing*

Anonymous said...

i think it was not done intentionally...
its normal! she really cant close her mouth.

Anonymous said...

shite! What a trend setter!! I bet she'd have a scowl to match with her gaping maw look when she finds out every bitch is ripping off her look during teenage prom nights.

En Er said...

She has a really strong jaw...it never gets tired too

kokoi said...

hinika ako sa kakatawa!

Edrie said...

LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

bwahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

pota!!! ano yan? ang sagwa. totoo ba yan o effects lang yang ginagawa nya pare-pareho lang yong buka ng bibig e, ampotah!!!-otep-

Allie F. said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA....

...Misterhubs...this cured me from boredom...

..wicked and straight-out HILARIOUS!!!

**kneels down to a blog god.

Anonymous said...

Dude, thanks for this. This just totally made my day.

jen said...

this is so funny! =D

Anonymous said...

Did someone photoshop the penis out of her mouth before posting these photos?

Ax said...

I am laughing my kidneys off.

Good for her. She loves horses and horses isn't extinct yet.

Anonymous said...

I got tired just by looking at her. How does she do that? LOL

Anonymous said...

PANGIT MO!!!!!!!!!!

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