Do It For The Children!!!

Dear Impossibly Stunning, Pornographically Sexy, and Highly Astute Reader: (Yes, that’s you.)

I’m here to ask shamelessly beg for the single, most precious thing you can ever give me, other than your virginity, ATM password, or first-born child.

Your vote.

For some unfathomable reason, perhaps a software bug, my blog has been nominated in the 2009 Philippine Blog Awards for --- and please try not to snicker--- The Chikka Reader’s Choice Award for Luzon. The winner of this category will be determined by online and text votes and, of course, I’d love for you to support me.

Why, you may ask. Why cast my sacred vote for MisterHeuge when there are other more worthy nominees, insightful blogs with professionally-designed templates, non-Mystika-related topics, and daily updates. Well, I’ll tell you why…

... *crickets chirping*

Umm…

*clock hand ticking*

Errr…

*planet rotating*

Anyway, please do vote for my blog. Seriously. It would mean a lot to me. Tell everyone to vote for my blog. A vote for MisterHeuge is a vote for gay rights. A vote for the Environment! For Women! The Handicapped! Bambi’s dead mother!! The poor and the downtrodden!! The CHILDREN!!!!

C’mon people, do it for the CHILDREN!!!!

To vote online, please go here.

To vote via text, text CHIKKARC L10 and send to 2929. Each SMS vote costs P2.50.

You have until October 7 to vote and save humanity!

Thanks.

**Update** MisterHeuge placed fifth among nine blogs with 846 SMS votes and 80 online votes. Big thanks to all who supported the "Do It For The Children!!!!!" campaign. Unfortunately, the Poor and the Downtrodden and, of course, the Children will have to die now.