14 February 2009

A Mystical Valentine's Day


Dear Diary...






Today's Valentine's day...






And I feel kinda sad...






Because Joe has left me...






He left me for that skanky hoe...






Even though I'm waaay prettier...





Sexier...





And more color-coordinated...





But it's alright...





There are many other guys out there...







Older guys...








Younger guys...








... and confused guys.







And I have many popular celebrity friends...






Like the one and only Princess Revilla...







Dan Alvaro...







And who can forget the Ms. Shirley Tesoro.







(Did I mention she's a skanky hoe?)








So all you single ladies...







Put your hands up...







"Wah uh oh, woh uh oh, uh oh oh..."







and make bukaka.







Love, Mystica.





(For my Special Someone, Euge.)

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19 November 2008

Victor's Secret


"Victor has a secret...




A secret he'll reveal right now in Misterhubs..."




Introducing..... Victor's Man Bra!




For the gentleman with sagging moobs!




It has underwire support...




Stretch satin cups...




And it even comes in pink!




And now, let's hear it from our celebrity endorser...




"Hi. I'm Boy Abunda, TV host...




Recording Artist...




and Sex kitten. (Purrr.)




I used to feel so conscious of my hooters...




They were dull, droopy, and lifeless...




Until I discovered Victor's Man Bra!




Now, with Victor's Man Bra...




I can jump without jiggling!




I feel so carefree...




... I wanna hump this tree!




So what'chu waiting for?




Buy your own Victor's Man Bra!"







Coming soon: Victor's Man Tampons...
For the gentleman with anal leakage.


[Photo credits: 22ts & Gizmodo]

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16 July 2008

Mystica's Letter


"Dear Joe..."





My name is Mystica...




a simple girl from the barrio...




with natural blue eyes...




and natural blond hair.




My friends say...




I have a big heart...




a big smile...




and big shoes.




I have many talents too.




I can sing.




I can dance.




I can make bukaka.




I also love dressing up.




Here's me as Britney...




Sailor Moon...




Adolf Hitler...




... and a tranny (I'm the one in the left.)




I do hope...




We can be pen pals forever.




Love, MyStiCa.




P.S. My sisters can make bukaka too."

Images from:
Mysticaphotos.tripod.com

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