14 February 2009

A Mystical Valentine's Day


Dear Diary...






Today's Valentine's day...






And I feel kinda sad...






Because Joe has left me...






He left me for that skanky hoe...






Even though I'm waaay prettier...





Sexier...





And more color-coordinated...





But it's alright...





There are many other guys out there...







Older guys...








Younger guys...








... and confused guys.







And I have many popular celebrity friends...






Like the one and only Princess Revilla...







Dan Alvaro...







And who can forget the Ms. Shirley Tesoro.







(Did I mention she's a skanky hoe?)








So all you single ladies...







Put your hands up...







"Wah uh oh, woh uh oh, uh oh oh..."







and make bukaka.







Love, Mystica.





(For my Special Someone, Euge.)

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